TOP 10 THINGS I LOVE NOW THAT I AM A MOTHER.

1. Innocence.

2. Her head on my shoulder, getting heavy as she is falling asleep.

3. My God...her laugh.

4. Thinking to myself: "This is the first time she heard "the Beatles".

5. Seeing my husband turn into a complete fool every time her little hand finds his face.

6. Her casually biting on my nose and me not caring.

7. Making the list of 878123678 things that I am going to show her.

8. Hearing her having a full blown "conversation" with her monkey.

9. Ocean, sun...sand on her tiny little feet.

10. "Mama"

TOP 10 THINGS NOONE SHOULD TELL A NEW MOTHER.

1. "When are you due?"
2. " My baby was sleeping all night every night from birth."
3. "She needs a hat"
4. "Who is the father?"
5. "I lost all my pregnancy weight 2 hours after delivery and my boobs stayed huge. So weird"
6. "Make sure that you get some rest"
7. "You should be breastfeeding'
8. "You will never sleep again"
9. "It will only get more difficult"
10. "You used to be so much fun"