Showing posts with label mistakes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mistakes. Show all posts

Monday, April 20, 2009

TOP 10 WAYS I ALREADY F***ED UP AS MOTHER (my daughter is only 9 months old)



1. All I heard was...BOOM!
2. Sleep training - on, sleep training - off, sleep training - on.
3. Baby "Tylenol"...just to finish watching "Lost". Did you SEE Sawyer?
4. Diaper backwards - check!
5. Let her discover the texture of sand, dog's hair balls and garbage can.
6. Cried in sheer frustration of complete loss of control at 4am, 7am, 12pm, 3pm...
7. Cereal in the bottle. People really feed that with a spoon?
8. Went from page 3 to page 7 while reading her a book. She doesn't know.
9. Put her in daycare for a day just to "reintroduce" myself to my husband.
10. Made her completely gender confused by despising pink and everything "princess" like.:)