Wednesday, October 28, 2009

TOP 10 DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS MOTHERS DON'T MENTION


1. How much you long to feel pretty again.
2. Just how much sex you are NOT having after the birth of the baby.
3. Your kid still wakes up at 3am...and he is 5.
4. You hate that everyone ONLY asks you about "the baby".
5. There are moments you do not like your kid at all.
6. You secretly wish she will inherit some of your personality traits and not your husband's.
7. You regret not waiting longer to have a kid.
8. You don't give rat's ass about effects of TV on your child as long as it gives you some peace and quite.
9. When you watch devastating commercials of kids with cancer, you think to yourself "Thank God my kid is healthy".
10. You secretly compare your kid to others and your body to every other mother's at the playground.

6 comments:

  1. These are great and some have definitely crossed my mind more than once! :)

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  2. #10 is so true!!! haha

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  3. i totally agree with #6 - not so much #7. I'll be 30 in a few months and my body is just tired trying to keep up with this littley guy.

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  4. Love #8! Check out my blog directed towards that statement :) www.i-am-pregnant.com/vip/jekajoy it's my blog titled TV controversy

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  6. I am loving this blog and I just started reading today. learned about it from i-am-pregnant.com

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