TOP 10 WAYS YOUR TODDLER IS SIMILAR TO A DRUNK.

1. Mumbles in complete gibberish.

2. Gets louder when she doesn't get her way.

3. Start fights if you tell her to behave.

4. Food never quite makes it to her mouth.

5. Falls over every 5 seconds.

6. Holds on to any poll like structure.

7. Waves to all random strangers.

8. Pees and poops herself without any guilt.

9. Always tries to make it to your bed.

10. Has no concept of how late it is.

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