2. When you see "Real World" (and why would you?), you think to yourself "Their poor parents..."
3. You don't do shots BEFORE going out for a drink.
4. You stop trying to get high and just hope to stay low.
5. You buy pregnancy test in hopes that you ARE pregnant.
6. You can't eat two pizzas with a 2 liter coke and call it a snack.
7. You work out for all those other silly reasons that are NOT "spring break".
8. You are no longer fantasizing about revenging your ex.
9. Not ALL of your furniture is from IKEA.
10. You get unhealthy excitement about a new cleaning product.
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You avoid eating certain things because they "don't agree with you"... which makes you attempt to eat them because you don't want to say things like "that doesn't agree with me" and then you realize it really doesn't agree with you to eat tacos for breakfast with hair of the dog beer chaser anymore...
ReplyDeleteHaha!!! I am slowly transitioning from my Ikea furniture to nicer, sturdier furniture. I still have an Ikea dresser and nightstand tho....
ReplyDeleteI'm 21 btw.. :)