Thursday, June 18, 2009

TOP 10 THINGS I WILL NOT MISS ABOUT BABYHOOD.


Well, Amelie is turning 1 soon and I cannot be happier. Althou I am a  huge fan of my girl, I was not a fan of the baby stage. Of course I will miss her baby smell, morning sweet breath on my face and her tiny little hand repeatedly pulling on my arm as I am feeding her the bottle, but here are some things I can defiantly live without.:) 


1. Anything that is associated with the word or sound of "colic".
2. Worrying about SIDS.
3. Cleaning 34825662 Dr. Brown Bottles. They have more parts than NASA shuttle.
4. Trying to open any door while holding her in one arm with 3 bags in the other.
5. Examining her shit like it's some kind of scientific project.
6. Soothers and their creepy lullabies songs.
7. Waking up EVERY time just as I drift into a deep sleep.
8. Stupid baby milestones and questions and expectations that come with it.
9. Reading all those baby books and realizing that 90% of them are bull shit.
10. Folding those tiny tiny onesies, 100s of them.
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  1. Ri. Short for Maria. Not pronounced like the bread.June 18, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    Re: #10. Yeah, that's what I thought, too. Then my BFF got pregnant, and I pulled out the storage box full of Liam's tiny, tiny onesies to give her. Now, mind you - they were all clean and folded. But, I just HAD to go through each one, and RE-FOLD it...while I bawled like a baby myself. Just wait! lol ;)

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  2. AnonymousJune 18, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    Especially like #9. LOL.

    Happymere

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  3. Brandy@YDKJune 19, 2009 at 7:31 AM

    I can't wait for #2. halfway there. And I totally gave up on the Dr. Brown because i'm lazy.

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