1. If you let your son live with you until he is 60, he will never get laid. ("Cheers")
2. Don't treat your husband as an annoying extra child. ("Everyone loves Raymond")
3. You can get free condoms at Planned Parenthood. ("18 and counting")
4. Count the days until your kids will finally move out and leave you alone so you can promote "Jello". ("The Cosby Show")
5. If you have a full time nanny, you can still leisurely have Cosmos with your friends. ("Sex in the City")
6. Dictatorship and organization raises adorably well behaved kids. ("John and Kate plus 8")
7. Just because one of your kids is dumb doesn't mean all of them will be. ("Married with children")
8.Your kids will stick by you even If you live in the woods with no electricity and flush your toilet once a week. ("Wife Swap")
9. That 15th guy you had sex with last month might still not be THE father. ("The Maury Show")
10. Don't EVER take yourself seriously or let money define who you are. ("Roseanne")
i just love these lists. What I learned from John & Kate is that if she can still be reasonably sane with that many kids surely I can handle 1.
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