1. Barbies, unless of course they are dismembered.
2. Barney and his stupid song.
3. Hannah Montana.
4. Overpriced American Girl and their daughter-mother tea time.
5. Jean shorts with lace trimmings and anything that is bedazzled.
6. Miss America pageant or any competition where you wave and walk sideways while sucking in your stomach.
8. Tiny fluffy dogs that look like Q-tips, named Cookie.
9. Stupid ass bags to put that "Cookie" in.
10. Jerry and not Tom.
...let the hate mail begin.