Tuesday, May 12, 2009

TOP 10 THINGS I AM PLANNING TO LIE TO MY DAUGHTER ABOUT



1. Santa
2. Ex-boyfriends. "Really, your dad was the only one"
3. My social smoking habit.
4. My not so social drinking habit.
5. Those pictures that I still gotta find.:)
6. What really happened to Fluffy.
7. Just how easy my labor was. (instead guilt her with 72 hours of labor, adding one hour every year)
8. That I was married before. (Green Card people, c'mon)
9. That I ran away from home at 17, resulting in all the bad habits, ex-boyfriends and those pictures I cannot find.
10. About Disneyland being burned down.
10 1/2. Just HOW MUCH she has me wrapped around her little, deliciously smelling, bringing me to tears little finger.

4 comments:

  1. I'm gonna be a liar too. I can feel it. I will lie about such things as the grass ate ALL your pacifiers. Mcdonalds only sells happy meals on saturdays. Poor kid. I may have to home school him so he never knows the truth.

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  2. I love number 9. I will probably be a liar too.

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  3. I like your blog, but honestly it would be a lot more enjoyable if there weren't so many ads all over the place. Even when you click to leave a comment or read comments, there are pop ups everywhere. If your focus was more on writing the blog for the fun of it as opposed to trying to make money, it would be even better!

    I do honestly love your blog though. You have quite the sense of humor and imagination. :)

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  4. I appreciate your input. Due to the economy and layoffs affecting all of us, as parents, we do try to make extra bucks. Naturally, if I didn't want to get rewarded for my writing, I would not expose myself to public and keep a private journal. With that said, I will rethink the placement of my ads and try to make them less annoying. Again, thank you.

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