Tuesday, May 5, 2009

TOP 10 THINGS I WILL SHOOT MYSELF IF MY DAUGHTER LIKES





1. Barbies, unless of course they are dismembered.
2. Barney and his stupid song.
3. Hannah Montana.
4. Overpriced American Girl and their daughter-mother tea time.
5. Jean shorts with lace trimmings and anything that is bedazzled.
6. Miss America pageant or any competition where you wave and walk sideways while sucking in your stomach.
7. Cheerleading
8. Tiny fluffy dogs that look like Q-tips, named Cookie.
9. Stupid ass bags to put that "Cookie" in.
10. Jerry and not Tom.

...let the hate mail begin.

9 comments:

  1. oh no. i can guarantee you there will be things on that list that she will like and there's nothing you can do. good luck with that!

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  2. You my friend are in for a big surprise...

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  3. Love it! Perfect! Agreed on all points!!!

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  4. hhahahaha, I wish you good luck with that! there is an all say in MEX: "lo que no puedas ver, en tu casa lo has de tener" (which is something like" what you hate, you will have it at home"

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  5. If you think Barbie dolls are bad, I hope you never encounter Barbie books. She's even more insipid in print.

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  6. Ugh..my daughter liked the Barbies for a while. bleh! Just be glad the whole Bratz thing is almost over with.

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  7. I agree with everything you say..why not add: Oh my gosh! oh yesh OMG , for sure...(those kind of duplicated stupid stars want to be.)

    But like everyone else..the problem is you might have to live with it as TV commercial and Friends are big influence at what little one likes...
    HappyMere

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  8. I am sure she will like many of those things! Good luck with that. Also, it won't be so bad if she does...I find my child liking many things that I don't, but that is part of being a parent. Allowing them to develop their own personalities, likes, dislikes...not pushing ours onto them.

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