Wednesday, April 22, 2009

TOP 10 THINGS I HATE HEARING MOTHERS SAY TO ME AT THE PLAYGROUND.


1. "It's cute how your daughter bangs her head against the wall like that"
2. "We don't have a TV"
3. "Her hair will grow...I think...eventually"
4. "I don't have to ever work" then 2 minutes later
5. "Where is that nanny?"
6. "Is that your husband? He is cute."
7. "My daughter walked when she was 5 months old... up the hill, in the snow."
8. "I wish I was as carefree as you. I am so obsessed with always watching my kid."
9. "We are having a princess party..."
10. "Your little boy (I have a daughter) should be in pageants"


7 comments:

  1. The desire to punch people must be overwhelming.

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  2. Haha LOL I especially like the last one. I swear my daughter could be decked out in pink with flowers and a bow on her head but since she has no hair people automatically call her a boy. WTH?

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  3. That's why I always keep my kids in doors. No human contact...

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  4. I love your lists. Keep up the good work.

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  5. I somehow came across your blog and I love it. I can't wait until i have some time to read your past posts.

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  6. Lol I love your blogs! I also hate the "my baby smiled at 2 weeks, slept through the night at 3, sat unsupported at 4 and brought me breakfast in bed at 5" rubbish! But my favourite pet peeve is being asked if I'm the nanny at mother and baby groups.....and when I say I'm not being given a stack of unwanted information from the "experienced" ie older mums.

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