2. What is so brilliant about $900 Bugaboo stroller?
3. Why do we get 6 weeks paid maternity leave, when it's 1 year in Borat's Kazahstan?
4. Why am I still paying my hospital bill 9 months after perfectly healthy delivery?
5. Why do after-school programs end at 5pm, when we all work until at least 5:30?
6. What does my kid find sooo entertaining about 3am?
7. How come my daughter only wants to play with a trash can when there are 63824 toys laying within inches of her?
8. Why can I not find a restaurant with an attached daycare center room, so me and my husband can enjoy a nice meal (Chuckie E. Cheese does not count)?
9. How can a hot dog on kid's menu cost $9?
10. Who thought it was a great idea to make 100% Polyester baby sleepers, when I, as an adult wanted to kill myself every time I wore polyester?
10 1/2. Why do I only get to write 10 of these when I have 823746 questions?